I don’t know how to break this to you if you haven’t already heard. (Takes a moment to pull herself together…) No. More. Twinkies.
I don’t know about you, but I am seriously concerned about what Americans are going to have for breakfast in the coming days.
My point is, Twinkies are in danger. Just imagine if people in this country had to give up those 37 magical ingredients and go back to the dark days of eating bacon and eggs? (During which we had significantly lower rates of heart disease, diabetes, cancer, obesity…)
And what is the Twinkies Diet man going to eat?!?
We are all going to have to work to together through this crisis. Surely someone, or perhaps the government, will step up and save the Twinkie. Shall we nationalize Hostess? With the appointment of a Monsanto VP as the FDA “food safety czar”, we might as well.
The beloved Twinkie, in history…
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